Balotelli Signs 20 season contract while on mid-season break in Cleethorpes

Beddows has been so delighted with the form of Manchester United this season that he and the club have treated the players to a mid-season break to Cleethorpes.

The squad (the majority of who were invited including Robin Van Persie) arrived in Cleethorpes by boat on Sunday afternoon and are expected to leave later this evening.


Captain Milner on team night out

Howedes poses for a selfie on Skegness beach

However the break has not been without controversy with Balotelli being courted by many teams including The Gunner, aaron mc , Kevin KAMPL and Anand Kr1sh(((... to name just a few. As a result Beddows has moved hastily and in the caravan that Balotelli had been sharing with Cleverley and Sanchez a new 20 SM season control was signed meaning Balotelli will remain at Old Trafford until past his 30th birthday.

Understandably the people of Cleethorpes have been mesmerised by their
visitors with many Grimsby and Boston fans claiming that they will now follow United.


Cleverley enjoying the sun