Monday 8 June 2015

Breaking News

After Sir Scott's claims that the NSA were after him and his buddies the SMFA have announced the appointment of a 6 man committee the SMSS (Soccer Manager Security Services) to investigate rumours that Scott has stolen his recent EC2 titles, amid calls from other managers including Yakov, Hirst and Innes that Sir Scott and his Newcastle side should be stripped of their recent titles.

New Chesterfield Boss (Top Left) looks shocked at the number of clubs it is alleged Sir Scott has had in his family
With Sir Scott allegedly in hiding with his friends in Inner Mongolia the SMSS have vowed that their investigation will be thorough and leave no stone unturned as the search for justice will continue.

EC2 stalwart, West Ham's, Andy Wert has called on SMSS to revoke all of Scott's trophies and give them in the EC2 blog to their rightful owners. Yakov and Andrey meanwhile are awaiting the release of the video evidence of Scott's crimes... "Am I excited most see video this" he said in his broken English to reporters.
SMFA have appointed the SMSS to investigate - BACK - Beddows, Malcolm, FRONT Marsden, Michael, DP and Piero
Such has been the press reaction to the story that photographers and journalists have been gathering outside what Sir Scott Anderson has claimed to be his home for the last 3 years. But it appears by now he has escaped by Jet Ski to Ulan Bator... Alas they have missed their photo opp.


The SMSS hope to produce a second document tomorrow.

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